Friday, 6 October 2017

The Radio Verulam Film Guide: Friday 6th October 2017

Simon, original lead singer of New Jersey rockers Twisted Sister, was in the studio to present the Film Guide today, but before he could start, the studio spontaneously burst into flames. Danny tried to tell everyone that it was because he was 'hot stuff', but people had long since stopped listening to Danny (both in person and on the radio) so that was quickly dismissed. A little investigative work was done, which determined that the source of the fire was Simon's chair. Digging a little deeper, it became clear that Simon was keeping a lit Cuban cigar in his back pocket. After everyone had finished facepalming, he explained that he had the cigar to celebrate successfully making it through a week without starting any fires. Oh Simon! 

Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week.

Friday
American Hustle
12.10am – 2.30am
Channel 4

Saturday
Unbroken
9.00pm – 11.40pm
Film4

Sunday
Changeling
11.05pm – 1.50am
ITV3

Monday
Se7en
10.00pm – 12.40am
ITV4

Tuesday
I Origins
11.15pm – 1.25am
Film4

Wednesday
Legally Blonde
10.10pm – 12.10am
5STAR

Thursday
Les Misérables
12.45am – 3.55am
Film4

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