Friday, 14 October 2016

The Radio Verulam Film Guide: Friday 14th October 2016

This week, in a shocking turn of events that could only happen on soap operas and hurriedly written community radio blog posts, Simon was replaced in the studio by his evil twin, Stephen. The two were separated at birth when an evil doctor at the hospital sold Stephen to a travelling circus in exchange for a magic lute. Stephen spent much of his life plotting revenge at his twin brother who hadn't stopped the doctor (probably because he was a baby at the time).

So before the show Stephen kidnapped Simon, tied him up in a room next to a radio tuned to Radio Verulam, and enacted his evil plan: he would do the Film Guide instead of Simon, but he would do it better. Hell, he even remembered some actors names and didn't start describing completely wrong films. We've invited him back again next week.

Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week.

Friday
Django Unchained
10.00pm – 1.05am
Channel 5

Saturday
The Full Monty
9.00pm – 11.00pm
Movie Mix

Sunday
Fantastic Mr Fox
4.50pm – 6.35pm
Film4

Monday
Rob Roy
9.00pm – 11.50pm
Movie Mix

Tuesday
Midnight Express
11.00pm – 1.30pm
Movie Mix

Wednesday
Sightseers
11.00pm – 12.45am
Film4

Thursday
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
8.30pm – 10.45pm
E4

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