Friday, 4 March 2016

The Radio Verulam Film Guide: Friday 4th March 2016

Greetings film fans!

Unfortunately Chris The Brave was unable to join us for today's show, leaving me to write this post.  Usually, he can be found hanging out at the Radio Verulam studios, being all brave and heroic and whatnot.  However, his bravery was severely tested when he encountered Mr Big, Simon's new pet chiwawa.

Mr Big has a growl and a yelp that can barely be described by mere words alone.  Somehow, Simon has managed to master this beast and is currently in the process of training Mr Big, believing him to be the perfect wingman when Simon is out schmoozing with the ladies.  This training does not appear to have started well though, as when Mr Big & Chris The Brave met, there was trouble!  The pair locked eyes for a full one hour and 47 minutes before Mr Big let out a blood-curdling high-pitched yelp that would send shivers down anyone's spine.  This was too much for Chris The Brave, resulting in him bursting into an enormous flood of tears, spinning on his heels and heading to the comfort of his home and his emergency supply of milk bottle sweets.

It is possible that some of the above has been exaggerated for comedic purposes but below are definitely Simon's choices of the best films on free-to-air TV for the forthcoming week:

Friday

Amy
10.20pm – 12.55am
More4


Saturday

Les Miserables
9.00pm – 12.05am
Film4


Sunday

American Hustle
9.00pm – 11.40pm
Channel 4


Tuesday

Quantum of Solace
9,.00pm – 11.10pm
ITV2


Wednesday

Red Dragon
9.00pm – 11.35pm
5STAR


Thursday

From Hell
10.00pm – 12.30am
5STAR

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