Dear 'Danny',
The handsome and rugged Christopher Aikman is out of the office right now on an important fact-finding mission down at the pub and so cannot reply to your request of 'Oi Cris, rite sumfink funy a bout Symon 4 da fiilm guyde poddkast blogg, innit, u iz wel mega-lolz'.
The all-powerful Chris will get back to you as soon as possible. Until then, amuse yourself with this picture of a puppy playing in snow.
Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office top 10, the new releases in the cinema this week and his pick of films on TV for the coming week.
Friday
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
12.30am – 1.55am
Channel 4
Saturday
The Naked Gun: from the Files of Police Squad!
12.15am – 1.50am
Channel 4
Sunday
The Battle of the Bulge
4.25pm – 7.40pm
ITV4
Monday
A Simple Plan
12.20am – 2.15am
BBC1
Tuesday
The Kite Runner
11.35pm – 1.35am
BBC1
Wednesday
Eagle Eye
9.00pm – 10.50pm
BBC3
Thursday
A Killing in a Small Town
9.00pm – 11.00pm
True Entertainment