Friday, 4 December 2015

The Radio Verulam Film Guide: 4th December 2015

Simon burst into the studio this evening, screaming 'SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!' as loud as he possibly could. Danny, who struggled to muster up the energy to care but eventually did so, asked him what had happened. Simon explained using some words that could be best described as 'made-up' but the essence of his story was that he had been walking his pet salami over the fields of rural Hertfordshire when he was set upon by a couple of vicious crows. Simon and his salami were then the victims of the attempted murder (a pun for all you collective noun fans there) and they ended up flying off with his salami. The last he saw of his dearest Nathaniel (the salami's name, apparently) was the bird taking him over the treeline towards the Abbey in the distance. He then ran screaming, tears rolling down his face, all the way to the studio.

Having heard the whole story, which raised far more questions than we thought could be possible, Danny gave

Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week.

Friday
Back to the Future
7.30pm – 9.45pm
ITV2

Saturday
Carry On Screaming
12.55pm – 2.55pm
ITV3

ET The Extra Terrestrial
3.20pm – 5.30pm
ITV

Sunday
The Jungle Book
5.25pm – 7.00pm
Channel 4

The Five Year Engagement
11.10 – 1.20am
Channel 4

Monday
Taken 2
9.00pm – 10.50pm
Film4

Mud
10.50pm – 1.25am
Film4

Tuesday
The Dark Knight
9.00pm – 12.00am
ITV2

Wednesday
Escape from Alcatraz
11.10pm – 1.25am
Film4

Thursday
Love & Other Drugs
11.25pm – 1.40am
Film4








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