Saturday, 10 October 2015

The Radio Verulam Film Guide: 9th October 2015

The show tonight was plagued with technical gremlins. Sadly these weren't metaphorical gremlins, they were actual Technical Gremlins, and they made Danny, Simon and Chris' afternoon a misery All the while that Simon and Danny were trying to do the Film Guide, Chris was desperately trying to get rid of them. Now, the dashing and rugged Chris is a pacifist, so didn't want to kill the gremlins. Instead he tried to catch them under a glass tumbler and chuck them out of the window. Chris managed this a couple of times, before being overpowered and tied to his chair.

This left Simon and Danny exposed to the full onslaught of the gremlins. Danny cowered behind his iPad and cried like a recently redundant onion slicer. Simon on the other hand, found himself revered as a god by the gremlins, who worship him because of his gremlin-like stature and intense body odour.

Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office, new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on TV for the coming week.


Friday
Road to Perdition
9.00pm – 11.20pm
More4

Saturday
Emma
2.30pm – 4.55pm
ITV3

Sunday
Scream
10.00pm – 11.45pm
BBC3

Monday
Bridget Jones’s Diary
9.00pm – 11.00pm
ITV2

Wednesday
Brick Lane
1.20am – 3.30am
Film4

Thursday
Shane
1.20pm – 3.45pm
Film4

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