Friday, 5 June 2015

The Radio Verulam Film Guide: 5th June 2015

Having come back into the studio last week after a month away, Honor was gone again. She left Danny a long, rambling voicemail message saying, among other things, that she was off to 'spread the word of Lakshuma', 'needed some time away from Simon, he smells too much like warm cabbage' and 'please record the finale of Sesame Street.'

With Honor not here to counter obvious testosterone imbalance in the studio it took roughly 8 minutes before Danny, Simon and Chris started an underground street-fighting club. Bare-chested and sweaty, the trio got really pumped up, until Chris poked Danny in the eye and they all decided that it was a very bad idea. They all got hot chocolates instead. Still bare-chested.

Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office top 10, the new releases in the cinema, and his pick of films on free-to-air TV for the coming week.

Friday
Hancock
9.00pm – 10.55pm
5*

Saturday
Millions
1.00pm – 2.55pm
Film4

My Week with Marilyn
10.00pm – 11.35pm
BBC2

Sunday
Billy Elliott
9.00pm – 10.45pm
BBC4

Monday
I Capture the Castle
10.30pm – 12.20am
BBC4

Tuesday
Safety Not Guaranteed
10.45pm – 12.25pm
Film4

Wednesday
The Reader
9.00pm – 11.20pm
More4

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