The Radio Verulam Film Guide: 11th July 2014

This week Simon and Danny were in the studio but Chris, the glue that holds this whole mess of a show together, was away due to illness. Of course, this means Simon and Danny had no clue what they were meant to be doing. Danny had no idea which buttons did what so for the entire length of the film guide only one microphone was up (and it wasn't facing either Danny or Simon) and when they were speaking it was over the sound of 'Firestarter' by The Prodigy, which Danny couldn't then turn off.

As they got more and more panicked as the show went on the quality only got worse. This was partly down to Simon starting a small fire in the studio in an effort to attract attention and get help (he doesn't know how to use phones, poor bloke) which then spread to the neighbouring offices. All of this was caught on air because Danny still couldn't work out how to turn the mics down, so eventually he just ended up pulling out all the plugs. Emergency services are at the scene now.

Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office top 10 and his pick of film on TV for the coming week.

Friday

The Wicker Man

9.00pm – 10.55pm

ITV4

Senna

10.35pm – 12.35am

ITV

The Raid

10.55pm – 12.50am

Film4

  

Saturday

The Others

11.20pm – 1.25am

Film4

Sunday

Titanic

7.00pm – 10.45pm

Channel 4

A Prophet

1.35am – 4.05am

Channel 4

  

Tuesday

Made in Dagenham

9.00pm – 10.45pm

BBC4

Wednesday

Total Recall

10.00pm – 12.20am

ITV4

Thursday

Planet of the Apes

1.00pm – 3.15pm

Film4