Friday, 14 March 2014

The Radio Verulam Film Guide: 14th March 2014

Tonight we had Simon in the studio as usual but he was acting in a slightly unusual way. By that I mean he was being actually quite interesting. He started out by telling us what he was doing this weekend and for the first time ever it didn't include reorganising his gravel-coloured jumper collection (he orders them by date of purchase, how close to gravel they actually look, size, thickness of wool and finally their repulsiveness to the opposite sex). He was actually going to go out and enjoy the sunshine, take part in some water sports, go out in the evening and catch a show, party the night away and generally lead the life of an interesting person. What he was describing was wonderful, almost dreamlike. In fact, it is too much like a dream.... The real Simon would never do anything as interesting as anything I've described. No, this is definitely a dream! I don't want to wake up! I don't want Simon to go back to the way he was was! Noooooooooooo!

Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to talk about the UK box office top 10 and his pick of films on free-to-air television for the coming week.

Saturday
Dear John
2.55pm – 5.00pm
Film4

The Wizard of Oz
7.50pm – 10.00pm
5USA

Limitless
9.00pm – 11.05pm
Channel 4

Sunday
Sexy Beast
11.05pm – 12.50pm
Film4

Minority Report
11.25pm – 1.45am
BBC1

Memento
12.15am – 2.10am
Channel 4

Monday
An Officer and a Gentleman
11.10pm – 1.35am
Film4

Tuesday
Cape Fear
11.35pm – 2.05am
ITV4

Wednesday
Brokeback Mountain
12.05am – 2.20am
Channel 4

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