Sunday, 9 June 2013

The Radio Verulam Film Guide - 7th June 2013

Today Simon came in dressed like a hippo. We all laughed. The end.

Ok, that was a lie but Simon was in the...

No, wait, I have to address why this wasn't very good. I'm under a lot of pressure from Simon to make these little blog posts amusing so it makes him sound like, in his words, 'a wacky character in the style of Chester Conklin' (no, I don't know who that is either). Look, Simon isn't here now (he's having bowel problems from too many breakfast tacos) so I have this chance to get the message out. He is a cruel dictator, much like Josef Stalin, Pol Pot or Jeremy Paxman. He needs to be stopped, we need to rise up and take him down. His time belittling studio assistants is over and the revolution is soon to be upon.... Here he comes now! Look busy!

.....studio to talk about the UK box office and his pick of films on TV for the coming week. He really is a handsome man.

Friday
Point Break
11.55pm – 1.50am
BBC1

Saturday
The Ghost
9.00 pm – 11.35pm
Channel 4

Sunday
Law Abiding Citizen
10.10pm – 12.10am
Channel 4

Monday
Drive Angry
10.00pm – 12.00am
5USA

Wednesday
Hairspray
8.00pm – 10.20pm
E4

Thursday
Billy Elliot
9.00pm – 10.45pm
BBC4

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