"Errr.... hi Simon." Danny muttered when presented with this new style which, even for the usually ostentatious and florid Simon, was rather garish.
"I don't know who this Simon is, for I am Magnet PI!" Simon retorted, pointing his finger to the sky.
"I'm pretty sure it's Magnum PI, Simon. And why are you talking like a Victorian gentleman?" I asked, still bemused by the whole thing.
"How dare you, sir?!" he said, visibly angered at the affront. He whipped out a silk glove from behind his face-ferret and struck me across the face. "I challenge you to a duel!"
We never got around to dueling, as Danny had been quietly having Simon sectioned under the Mental Health Act. We wish him well in this trying time. I blame Uwe Rösler.
Ok, that was a lie, but Simon was in the studio to discuss the UK box office and discuss his pick of the best films on TV for the coming week.
Final Destination 3
10.55pm – 12.40am
11.40pm – 1.35am
The Lake House
11.20pm – 1.00am
11.00pm – 2.50am
10.50pm – 12.50am
Dan in Real Life
11.35pm – 1.10am